Dear Diary,
My kids are trying to help their Dad with his crazy schemes probably. I haven't witnessed it yet...BUT I will get to the bottom of this scheme. They probably are going to sink the Coral Queen again and get arrested again. That will be his second strike in the same month. That is just not right!
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Dear Diary,
I still think that my lice has died! And now I'm going to help out Noah and Abbey foil Dusty Muleman's plans! And all I have to do is, "FLUSH". Ya just flush. And that's all I have to do. In other news, Billy Babcock keeps coming to my bar every night and asking me out 2-3 times a night! I'm getting sick of it! And it only happened when Lice was gone.
I still think that my lice has died! And now I'm going to help out Noah and Abbey foil Dusty Muleman's plans! And all I have to do is, "FLUSH". Ya just flush. And that's all I have to do. In other news, Billy Babcock keeps coming to my bar every night and asking me out 2-3 times a night! I'm getting sick of it! And it only happened when Lice was gone.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Dear Diary,
My Dad escaped from jail! What was he thinking! He came and slept on the floor of my room. Mom told him to get out of his orange jumpsuit and into some jeans and a t-shirt to wear to stay low. So know he's on house arrest. And that's actually a good thing! So one of us has to stay home with him so he won't make any pryer's for the wristband on his ankle. Shelly came by today. I wasn't hoping that she would bring up the dumping but, she did and i'm totally mad! She just had to say all that! And I didn't want Dad telling Mom about her coming and telling us all that! She would've made us all move to a different country. And all of the four of us DO NOT want that to ever happen.
Sincerely,
Noah
My Dad escaped from jail! What was he thinking! He came and slept on the floor of my room. Mom told him to get out of his orange jumpsuit and into some jeans and a t-shirt to wear to stay low. So know he's on house arrest. And that's actually a good thing! So one of us has to stay home with him so he won't make any pryer's for the wristband on his ankle. Shelly came by today. I wasn't hoping that she would bring up the dumping but, she did and i'm totally mad! She just had to say all that! And I didn't want Dad telling Mom about her coming and telling us all that! She would've made us all move to a different country. And all of the four of us DO NOT want that to ever happen.
Sincerely,
Noah
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Dear Diary,
My Dad is becoming a complete wacko! He did a stupid interview for a stupid news station! I can't believe that they would let him be interviewed in a jail! And the newspaper, don't even get me started. I just keep wondering about that arm that went around my neck and wonder if that person killed Lice Peeking. And I wonder if he is really dead! Shelly can't just tell from a stain on the dashboard of her car. The only good thing that happened this week was that Mom took me to the Shopping at the mall. Eh that's at least ok compared to this week. I'm going completely wacko! Just like Dad. Noah and Dad have a sharp relationship, but me and Dad don't really talk know thats he's in jail. I believe that Lice Peeking wasn't going to write that statement i the first place. Well, I hope that everything will go back to normal and Dad, Mom, Noah and I can live together in peace like before.
Sincerely,
Abbey
My Dad is becoming a complete wacko! He did a stupid interview for a stupid news station! I can't believe that they would let him be interviewed in a jail! And the newspaper, don't even get me started. I just keep wondering about that arm that went around my neck and wonder if that person killed Lice Peeking. And I wonder if he is really dead! Shelly can't just tell from a stain on the dashboard of her car. The only good thing that happened this week was that Mom took me to the Shopping at the mall. Eh that's at least ok compared to this week. I'm going completely wacko! Just like Dad. Noah and Dad have a sharp relationship, but me and Dad don't really talk know thats he's in jail. I believe that Lice Peeking wasn't going to write that statement i the first place. Well, I hope that everything will go back to normal and Dad, Mom, Noah and I can live together in peace like before.
Sincerely,
Abbey
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Dear Diary,
My son came by here today and I'm so ashamed that he had to look at me like this. I'm just glad that abbey didn't come and se me. She's probably sad and think that I'm going to be in here forever. I feel real bad for her having a dad who's in jail. She must think I'm a creep! Anyway, I'm so ashamed that my plan to sink that ship was a disaster. I really thought I was going to make the gambling business sink with the ship. Anyway, think that covers just about everything.
My son came by here today and I'm so ashamed that he had to look at me like this. I'm just glad that abbey didn't come and se me. She's probably sad and think that I'm going to be in here forever. I feel real bad for her having a dad who's in jail. She must think I'm a creep! Anyway, I'm so ashamed that my plan to sink that ship was a disaster. I really thought I was going to make the gambling business sink with the ship. Anyway, think that covers just about everything.
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